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Wednesday, September 9, 2015

The newest contest in Nevada City. Pelline and Frisch to judge it! LOL!


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  1. I know! I know! its the Democratic Central Committee fund raiser at my place in Truckee! What's the prize? Oh boy Oh boy I hope its a bucket of chili cheese fires! But only organic free range fires! Oh Screw it, gimmie some nacho sauce from AM PM! Bring me a dispenser for wicken toad day! mmmmmm

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    1. Take them out on your yacht, but watch out for the homeless guy in the bedroom up forward. LOL!

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    2. I would never let those homeless people near my boat, that was just for show. We purple people are all about kindness and compassion as long as it is not in my back yard. Or forward cabin. Or anywhere near me! LOL!

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  2. Oh yeah! I have my new slingshot thong to wear to the event! And I am going to take GG up on his challenge to a footrace down Broad Street, but we can't start the race by putting on shoes and socks and tying the shoes because...well...I only wear slip-ons. I am a busy, award winning journalist, and I don't have time for lace up shoes and socks. A man needs to have time to eat doesn't he? Those chili fries will spoil if someone doesn't eat them! Oh yeah! LOL!

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    1. I want to see the slingshot thong! I have a visual that keeps me up at night. C'mon Jeff, give it up you big old hunk of man you!

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    2. Maybe it is patterned after the Suno wrestler thong? Huge piece of cloth that you can use as a hammock. Annie wants one.

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  3. Oh Jeff, I want to see you in your new slingshot thong! I have a visual that just won't quit! You are one hunk of a man! Mmmmm!!!

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  4. Oh Annie! I have seen the slingshot thong! It is...memorable!

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    1. Are you speaking for Annie? She is not part of the "we". LOL!

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  5. I want some, I want some!

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  6. Wait your turn, I was here first.

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  7. OK girls, and wannabe, calm down. There is plenty for everyone and I will share with all of you because...that's how I roll! LOL!

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  8. Toddster von ClownstickSeptember 10, 2015 at 8:42 AM

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  10. WOW....all of the neurons that represent jeffys other personalities seemed to have fired at once!

    He'll probably need to lie down for a while.


    "Toddster von Clownstick"?......good to see Michael back!

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    1. I am a little tired now fish, where is my fainting couch?

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    2. Burning Man was a success for MA. Good drugs! LOL!

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  11. Now what's that all about Todd? Are you picking on me because I'm real?

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  12. this blog is total crap…a bunch of mean spirited old men with a sum total IQ of 45

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    1. The purple prince of pus is looking for friends or wait, you are the pus bag himself on the down low! ROFLOL

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    2. I take it back.. 39 ROFLOL

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    3. WOW you can do 39 ROFLOL's! I have trouble doing more than a fall down and half roll. Ugh.

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    4. In the didn't see that one coming. Dept. LOL Heidi Hall has made it official she is running for supervisor so we can expect a lot of slobbering from the purple hippo and lots of smoke blowing. So who will be on the campaign committee? Ruinit, hippo boy the pot lady, Furth,? Its going to be a freak show for sure!

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    5. OH CRAP! I suck. I got scooped by the Union, nobody told me Ms. Hall was running. Ruinit why did you cut me off? What if Ruint is the one cut off and that good old hippie Laurie is in with Supervisor Hall!! OH NO, Scooped by the Union and publicly humiliated by left wing politicians all in one day, The pain, oh the pain.

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    6. Well yes you do suck but why are you surprised? Never saw any writings from HH on your swamp did we? She is a politician and that means she does what's best for her interests. So the bottom line is your great left hope has told the world you do not matter and the Union does. Got it big boy?

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    7. Did Heidi volunteer to take in two Syrian families? All those families are made up of military age men. Maybe Pelline could open his house to a few "jihadi's"?

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    8. Puglie is too close to pork for the jhihadis tastes. But they do like large ladies, how could they tell the diff?

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  13. Anonymous, (the coward who won't reveal his true identity), you are clueless in your assessment. I am an award winning journalist with a degree in Rhetoric, and a boat on Lake Tahoe. Do you know how hard it is to get a boat on Lake Tahoe? Especially a boat with a large cargo capacity? OK, a HUGE cargo capacity! Why would you call me a mean spirited old man? I am not to be trifled with and I can easily call your lawyer and check on the status of your property taxes. You have been paying your property taxes on time, haven't you anonymous? Don't make me, make you wish you had been nice to me. LOL!

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  14. jeffpelline on September 10, 2015 at 1:43 pm

    And poor old Gregory, still stinging from the shellacking of Prop. 23, doesn’t understand that you can “debate” the nuances of global warming without being a flat-out “denier.” This group is an endangered species! http://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2015/jul/22/global-warming-deniers-are-an-endangered-species


    Oh we may be, we may be indeed....and unrepentant to the end! Precious little room in the future for 550lb beached land whales either....seems that you're "not sustainable".

    Cheers jeffy.

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    1. Many people that weigh 600 pounds die premature deaths. Those darn chili cheese fries and baked Alaska's can get to one's fat cells!

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    2. He and his ilk are causing the premature death of businesses in Nevada City.

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    3. Yes but they are all moving to Grass Valley where they are friendlier.

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  15. The Union and KVMR did a great community service by putting together the forum on homeless issues with Robert Marbut. I attended today, it was a great discussion, big turn out, a very positive and informative discussion.

    Pelline bashing this forum and bashing Robert Marbut on his blog of hate is just another example of Pelline acting like a child. Pelline's hate and endless ranting against the Union is so childish. But it does expose Pelline for what he is, that being an egotistical narcissist. Around town folks say the same thing about Pelline's childish rants against the Union, that Pelline needs to get his head out of his ass and act like an adult vs. ranting like a child that didn't get his way. If Pelline only knew how folks really feel about him and what they say about him when he's not around he would likely move and live in another community.

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    1. I must say though that if he cared what others thought about him he would weigh 180 and not 600. I think he just likes to see his name in print. He is a rather childish person. But hey, he did offer the boat in his driveway a few years ago to any homeless person who could come up with an address!

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  16. Pelline's hate and endless ranting against the Union is so childish.

    Stay tuned for a "fish" brand 30 second psychoanalysis!

    Pelline's hate and endless ranting against the Union is like that of a spurned lover. He sees the Union everyday under the leadership of someone else.

    He burns inside.

    Thus concludes my "fish" brand 30 second psychoanalysis!

    ....Dr. Phil approved

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    1. Dr. Laura here. I think the man is high on sugar and needs a insulin shot. I have concluded his ranting is caused by "flan" overdose. He makes no sense and his hate for anything or anyone rational is a telltale sign of sugar excess.

      Take an aspirin, a drink of water and send me $150 bucks.

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    2. You have to wonder if the hippo queen of chili fries is hard of hearing and when he saw Animal House he thought Dean Wormer said that going through life fat, dumb and drunk was a life goal. If that's the case he succeeded in spades. LOL

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  17. Its been over 3 hours since the purple hippo got the biggest scoop scooped by the Union. Did the envious one burst with envy or is he going to pretend it didn't happen? Who knows if and where the purple hippo votes? Heidi may have last that vote. ROFLOL

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  18. I can't believe that you all are denigrating my personal appearance this way. Where is your tolerance for those who are different and do not see the issues as you do? Why don't you allow me to freely express my beliefs? You are all so po-dunk! LOL!

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  19. Scoop Heidi Hall Too Stupid to use social media properly, most Democrats know the internet is changing the way we communicate. Says the purple hippo, translation the bitch didn't tell ME! Does she not know I am the man what am in Nevada City. She better suck up or I will derail this ego stroke of a campaign with my investigative journalism.

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    1. He put a link to her website to curry favor while whining about how important he is. LOL

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    2. She will be a big loser if she is seen as favored by him. Let's hope she does.

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  20. jeffpelline says:

    September 11, 2015 at 8:26 am

    I wonder if the people who work with or are customers of this dunderhead (who lives in Carmichael) know about his lonely obsession with hard-right blogs of western Nevada County. “You don’t have to be lonely …” https://youtu.be/6RvyFFjP7RE Where’s Dr. Phil when you need him? LOL.



    “Don’t sweat it Todd. I work in an environment where 80% of the employees have at least a bachelors degree and believe me there are plenty of dunderheads within the ranks. Your own credential worshipping …”

    Posted by: fish | 11 September 2015 at 08:05 AM”


    But jeffy I work for that most august of institutions.....the one you have to think about in order to maintain an erection (such as it is).....you know.....dear Uncle Sugar.

    A good newsman would have known that by now. Everybody else figured it out two years ago....why not you?

    Chili Fry and Chardonnay poisoning affecting your higher reasoning centers?

    Oh jeffy....if you spent an hour a day doing a little light exercise instead of watching daytime TV you might not be such a burden on an increasingly fragile US healthcare system.

    Dr. Phil would approve of this message

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    1. For some reason he thinks he is better than others. That is a true narcissist. When a person is 600 pounds and has not seen his willy in years yet thinks he is better than others that has to be a mental disorder. When I read your responses to the fellow I just laugh my arse off. My goodness, he does not even know he is the butt of most people's jokes in Nevada County.

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    2. Fish here is my comment to the liar Firth on the Union website regarding his response to me about the LaMalfa townhall.

      "Thanks for trying to rewrite history Mr. Firth. It is not working. As a man who has been elected twice by the people of Nevada County, I find it interesting that you have been rejected by a democrat town like Grass Valley. And twice! I think your background is not a good fit here and the voters rejected you for that. They view you as an extremist liberal and the proof is the tally."

      The meeting was as I wrote and you are just a storyteller. I am a truth teller.

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    3. I can't believe that Pelline was in charge of our precious local paper. The man is obviously deranged about his views of people in Nevada County. My hat is off to Jeff Ackerman for booting his huge arse out of the place. Thanks for saving the people from the bloviator.

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  21. You gotta laugh at the balls on Furth. A history of learning his politics at the feet of felons. So he has to scurry away from the troubles in the Bay Area and tries to recreate himself here at our expense. A classic leftist form the bay, too enmeshed in being a progressive to understand he is unelectable in Nevada County. Just look at his writings around the GV race. Its the stupid voters who do not know what they need that are screwing things up. Just do what I say, I know best is his mantra in the best nanny state fascist style. What a douche.

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    1. That is why locals booted him out and decided he was not worthy to lead the city of Grass Valley. Those people were pretty smart not to fall for all his BS.

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    2. Those wack jobs on the democommie central committee sure like electing him but then they do have the crazy cat lady who threatened the 4th of July parade and had the meltdown at LaMalfa on that freak show that passes for a committee. What was her name?

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    3. Campbell I think. Yep, I hope she comes out in full force for HH. Firth and Campbell, what a loser group!

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  22. Its getting hilarious to see the left rip the shit out of thunder thighs about his Union obsession. Did he think they would cheer for him bitchslapin' their candidate on his wanna be voice of the left blog on the very day she announces her candidacy! Is that ego bloat why he is so blimpish?

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  23. Screw you Todd. Now I'm going to call Pastor Ron and I'm going to get Gloria Zane back in action to get your ass!

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    1. Your talking over pugslies level. You can understand why someone like him would think hot tamales or jalapenos when you say hottie. Those testosterone challenged types with DD's don't have much interaction with hot babes other than to creep them out! ROFLOL

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    2. Todd, Gloria is only hot in the sense that the FUE would ever be considered hot. A Bruce Jenner fantasy!

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    3. I bet there is some grant writer who could get an internship funded to do a case study on the scabrous purple hippos psychosis. That could keep a post doc in steaks and lobsters for a decade! ROFLOL

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    4. Now you swine stop that, mmmmm bacon, now what was I saying? Ya, ya, the best grant writer in the county is big bro SF hee ,hee , get it SF! ROFLO What you don't get it you stupid prolls do you? Ok so follow me simpletons, Mr. Stevie Frisch, SF with me now? SF San Francisco Values! ROFLO I crack me up. ROFLO

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    5. Our local rightwingnut political bloggers supported him. “I don’t know a whole lot about Rick Perry, the present Governor of Texas, but what I do know I sure am impressed by him,” wrote Todd Juvinall, a former Nevada County supervisor, no less.

      C-130 Pilot (Comissioned officer in the Air Force/Captain), State office holder (Sure it was only Agricultural Commissioner.....not something incredibly vital like Nevada County Clerk Recorder) both Lieutenant Governor and Governor of Texas.

      Not much on his resume jeffy. Certainly nothing as important as both parking next to and fetching coffee for Herb.

      More high quality political reporting from cub reporter Lil jeffy Flatus.....“I don’t know a whole lot about Rick Perry, the present Governor of Texas, but what I do know I sure am impressed by him”.....yep....if that isn't support I don't know what is.



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    6. Bigboy can't live vicariously through such a good man. He would explode. You are correct fish, I never voiced support for Perry as a candidate but we can see why Jeff Ackerman booted the bigboy's sorry ass from the Union. He just makes it up? So once again, thank you Jeff Ackerman for saving our local paper from that under=brained usurper!

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    7. Its hard being me. Maintaining my mass is a full time job. No one wants to paly when I toss my poop at the union. I try and spark interest and post a day late reprint of a real journalists article on weed and still no one wants to play with me. I used a whole bottle of fabreeze and I still smell like chili farts and rotting flesh. What the hells wrong with these podunkers? Are they too stoned to realize what they are missing on my award winning blog. Its your fault Todd! What's the new phone number for your lawyer?

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    8. You seem to be talking to yourself. Comment after comment from you to your blog. LOL!

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    9. WAAAAAAAA! It just sucks I have to come here to get to talk to a real person. George wont let me post unless us use jon as cover. What's a hippo to do?

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    10. I am better balanced now, a gallon of hummus and crispies and I found a web site that shows how to repurpose old water bed mattresses. God knows there are still a ton of waterbeds in Nevada City. So with only one California king waterbed bladder I can make a combination bib/ rain coat plus a pantie liner. I sure hope they don't start charging us for sewer use volume. As for you Todd you are not even close to the biggest whiner in Nevada County GOT IT!

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  24. The Lib's run the schools in Nevada County, the lib teachers are the vast majority, here's the results just in!

    California’s standardized test scores are in and they reveal that less than half of the students in Nevada County meet proficiency standards for their grade level in both English Language Arts and mathematics.

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    1. But hey, their boss says just give us time! Here in our county they can't use the excuse of minority issues. All white here. So the onus is on the people running the place, not on the students.

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  25. Hey! Ackerman didn't boot my ass from The Union, I "resigned". There is a difference, and if necessary I will call your lawyer and explain it to him. (Note to Self: Call Todd's lawyer, again, and whine about Todd saying mean things about me on his blog.) Someday, you will be sorry you treated me this way Todd. I am an award winning journalist who used to fetch coffee for Herb Caen! I deserve better. It is not my fault that I am the "most despised man in Nevada County", and that three of my four friends are imaginary people. And that my one real friend is a socialist know it all who is quickly becoming the "second most despised man in Nevada County". You are all just po-dunk good old boys who don't know real talent when it lumbers into town! Did I tell you the internet is changing how we communicate? LOL!

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    1. This FUEer has things in his life thats sad, but fatness and hervbg caen arent one of them. So many are fat adn thats ok.

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Real name thank you.