So the Scooper mocks me and makes fun and even makes up quotes! Here is one I found today regarding the marijuana debate. Too funny!
“We are thrilled to have so many dope-smoking slackers not voting,” said local Republican activist and lexical aficionado Todd Juvinall. “This makes it easier for us to win. It just proves that we are Right by default. And this will give me more time to mindlessly ridicule people on my blog.”
Now I am not a marijuana user and never have been but my position on the plant is mixed. I am torn about the use for medicinal help for pain or maladies for adults and I oppose it as a recreational plant to get high. Call me confused. I have seen the use of the plant ruin many lives as people I know can't stop using it and it certainly affects their lives negatively. I consider it a "gateway" drug. It seems that most users are too snoozy to be productive in our high octane capitalist country.
I do see the fellows out and about now in Nevada City, those guys here to apparently harvest the plant. They all look similar. White guys with dreadlocks and beards. Usually skinny and with pockets of cash. I do think it probably helps the local economy though. Most decent good paying legitimate jobs have vamoosed to other places.
So anyway, I am honored to be written about by the "ghost writer" at the Scooper. I do appreciate his fine words about me.
"The Scooper thinks Mr. Juvinall is a fine example of a good, patriotic American male and it is our pleasure to send that message out into the ether". All single, rich, attractive women can contact him at his blog"
Thanks Scooper/Finklestein! And as always, LOL!